Male: Have you finished in the bathroom?

Female Significant Other: Yes I have but Donkey has gone in there now, so you'll have to wait...

M: Oh! He's not washing his mane again is he?

FSO: Yes, and he's filing his hooves too...

M: I hope to God he's not having a shit; I'm not sure the bowl is big enough...

Disclaimer: This events portrayed in this blog post are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to persons alive or dead, or their conversations is purely coincidental